Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
As shirtless as possible
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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