the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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