How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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