How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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