I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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