Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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