I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
