i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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