yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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