This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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