I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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