Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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