NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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