You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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