He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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