# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
