You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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