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(254): View more from Texas

The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.

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(264): View more from Anguilla

I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!

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(607): View more from New York

Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.

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