Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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