I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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