Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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