so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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