And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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