Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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