This is not my ceiling
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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