I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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