Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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