There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
