Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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