How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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