Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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