Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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