Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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