I'm pants shitting drunk right now
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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