Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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