So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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