I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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