She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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