Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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