My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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