I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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