Pappa wants mamma naked
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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