arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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