I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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