I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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