I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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