Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She told me Iām a āstunt cock.ā Iām okay with that
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