She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there