If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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