And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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