I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
