The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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