I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ugly people sure do ruin things
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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