All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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