i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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