is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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