Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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