Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
