i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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