Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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